ROTFLMAO

I better not

hear any crap

about how upset you are

that I missed your birthday.

I mean, how do you know

I wasn't in a serious car accident

and lying in some ditch

out in the middle of nowhere?

Or maybe I was trapped in

an abandoned well or mineshaft?

Stuff like that happens, you know!

Well, I may have forgotten

your birthday, but I didn't

exactly get any phone calls to see

if I was okay.

All I know is

you better have

a darned good excuse why

I didn't hear from you

on your birthday!

Too funny! I got this card in the mail on Thursday and am still chuckling about it. Thank you Kary, Jody, and Proctor!