Saturday, May 22, 2010

ROTFLMAO

I better not
hear any crap
about how upset you are
that I missed your birthday.
I mean, how do you know
I wasn't in a serious car accident
and lying in some ditch
out in the middle of nowhere?
Or maybe I was trapped in
an abandoned well or mineshaft?
Stuff like that happens, you know!
Well, I may have forgotten
your birthday, but I didn't
exactly get any phone calls to see
if I was okay.

All I know is
you better have
a darned good excuse why
I didn't hear from you
on your birthday!


Too funny! I got this card in the mail on Thursday and am still chuckling about it. Thank you Kary, Jody, and Proctor!

2 comments:

marilyn said...

That's priceless!!

Love,
Mom

Sherri said...

Isn't it just? I'm still laughing about it. I'll have to put a note on my calendar to call next year for kicks and giggles.